January 2011
Teacher: you got three detentions!
Student: what?! dsaljfkdsajflkdsjfks
(30 minutes later...)
Teacher: did you go down to the nurse's office yet?
Student: huh?
*picks up the crumbled pink slip
Teacher: (laughs) you needed to go down to the nurse's office
Student: ...i thought i had three detention
Teacher: so you just crumbled up the paper without looking?
Student: yep!
During our assembly...
Japanese man speaks in Japanese
Translator: human beings have been created two hundred years ago!
Translator: ...what?!
i was thristy and mistaken a bottle of soy sauce...
floramo asked: HIII COURRR:D GUESS WHO!
When someone annoys you...
snap your fingers in a Z formation!
